[–] TheTrigger 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago (edited ago)
Anyone notice the back-up beetusshake (lol, autocorrect is asking me if I meant "boner shaker") he has, already lined up for when he he's done pounding back the first? But guys, I bet he hardly eats anything.
[–] SomeoneOnTheInternet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
After ingesting 5,000 calories in milkshakes: "Man, I could never lose weight, I drink all these shakes like those fit people and am still fat, probably my genetics"
[–] shittydrawing ago
He was probably thinking "stop consuming valuable resources and become plant fertilizer already, you pathetic excuse for a human being."
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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Probably a hot topic amongst 90s sci fi shows. Never saw sliders, but i'm pretty sure Seaquest DSV had an episode where the plot was that humanity was basically extinct because humanity spent so much time in VR they forgot to fuck and reproduce.
[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is he....jacking off?
Fucking hell these lardbeasts have zero standards
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[–] WeedLord 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
100% sure it's watching porn
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Commenting on r/gwcurvy
[–] Angusvigerous 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Remember when that fat guy put his dick between his legs and said it was a pussy shot and it got upvoted to shit then he said he was a dude.
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jerking off its selfmade micropenis while mainlining beetusjuice. Ahh, just living the good life.
Oh, and the dude in the background looks like a creepy fat fetishist.
HANDS ON THE TABLE YOU FUCKING FUCKS.