[–] fat_handle ago
With those goggles on, I could shit in its bowl and steal its wallet and car keys and it wouldn't even notice. I assume it has a car because it don't like walking.
[–] Tokyo_Shitlord ago
He's got a tactical reload of his beetus juice on standby.
[–] CherryLime ago
The future is now, and unfortunately, it includes HAES and a shit ton (tee hee) of hams.
[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Its ears... They're sliding down its head.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I imagine people who use these in public probably get robbed a lot. It would be so easy just to walk up and take their purse, shopping bags, car keys, wallet, etc. without them ever knowing it.
[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Is he....jacking off?
Fucking hell these lardbeasts have zero standards
[–] AOU [S] ago
It's fingering itself.