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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is he....jacking off?

Fucking hell these lardbeasts have zero standards

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[–] AOU [S] ago 

It's fingering itself.

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[–] fat_handle ago 

With those goggles on, I could shit in its bowl and steal its wallet and car keys and it wouldn't even notice. I assume it has a car because it don't like walking.

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[–] Tokyo_Shitlord ago 

He's got a tactical reload of his beetus juice on standby.

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[–] AOU [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They probably don't serve them in larger sizes.

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[–] CherryLime ago 

The future is now, and unfortunately, it includes HAES and a shit ton (tee hee) of hams.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Its ears... They're sliding down its head.

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[–] 4120888? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's like the movie Wall-E.

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[–] veganesthie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The only thing missing is a scootypuff

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I imagine people who use these in public probably get robbed a lot. It would be so easy just to walk up and take their purse, shopping bags, car keys, wallet, etc. without them ever knowing it.

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