[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jerking off its selfmade micropenis while mainlining beetusjuice. Ahh, just living the good life.
Oh, and the dude in the background looks like a creepy fat fetishist.
HANDS ON THE TABLE YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Commenting on r/gwcurvy
[–] Angusvigerous 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Remember when that fat guy put his dick between his legs and said it was a pussy shot and it got upvoted to shit then he said he was a dude.
[–] TheTrigger 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago (edited ago)
Anyone notice the back-up beetusshake (lol, autocorrect is asking me if I meant "boner shaker") he has, already lined up for when he he's done pounding back the first? But guys, I bet he hardly eats anything.
[–] SomeoneOnTheInternet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
After ingesting 5,000 calories in milkshakes: "Man, I could never lose weight, I drink all these shakes like those fit people and am still fat, probably my genetics"
[–] wmeth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's not a back up, it's seconds.