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[–] AOU 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Proverbs 23:2 "put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."


Philippians 3:18-19 "For many, of whom I have often told you and now tell you even with tears, walk as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things."


Proverbs 23:20-21 "Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags."


1 Corinthians 3:16-17 "Do you not know that you are God's temple and that God's Spirit dwells in you? If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him. For God's temple is holy, and you are that temple."


Proverbs 25:16 "If you have found honey, eat only enough for you, lest you have your fill of it and vomit it."

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

gluttonous eaters of meat

Boy did I pick the wrong username for this thread

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

GLUTTONOUS eaters of meat. If you're not a glutton you are off the hook.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Heathen!

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Props.

Question - how do people just spit out scriptures like that?

Is there like a search engine or something? scripture hashtags...? Surely you can't memorize a book that large.

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[–] AOU 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yes.

  • biblehub.com

It's full of stuff never told in churches, such as Ezekiel 23:20.

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[–] Goat-fister ago 

Also, skepic's annotated bible.

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[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is it wrong that I was expecting a woman spouting that nonsense?

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was too. Always bizarre when "men" are the busybody homophobes.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, fatty, here's the news for you: your god is called The Beetus, and He's coming in hot for you.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ah, such hypocrisy. Typical hams. I do love when people come back at them on the same platform and they can't defend (see AOU's comment)

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Alrighty.

  1. The Bible LITERALLY never says ANYTHING about lesbians! Lesbians are fair fuckin' game according to the Bible, lol! If they're not mentioned, they can't be wrong, right?! The Bible does say stuff against men having sex with other men, but it doesn't even condemn it to the level this butter barge thinks it does. All it says is, or what it means to say is "Traditionally we don't really have sex with men here, at this specific place. We just find that kind of odd lol."
  2. Fucker done messed with the wrong bitch because Philippians 13:18-20 says For many, of whom I have often told you and now tell you even with tears, walk as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things. But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. Matthew 23:25 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and the plate, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite.

That last one is a personal favorite of mine.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That little piggy icon is too cute for use on a ugly butter huffer.

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm a stone-cold fucking atheist but was raised in the church and know so many Bible versus to put pious Christians who condemn with their mouths while clutching sin in both fists. It warms my godless heart to see this man-pig put in his place.

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[–] Octuple-stuffed ago 

This was my problem with religion as a kid. I'd be at church listening to them preach from the bible and then I'd squint and wonder why my youth pastor was fat when gluttony is a sin. Or why he said "my neighbor is going to hell for being a Catholic" when we were told to show people the "light" and love thy neighbor... good ol Southern Baptism. You ain't right unless you're our sorta right.

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