[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, fatty, here's the news for you: your god is called The Beetus, and He's coming in hot for you.
[–] Pinkmushroomlover 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Is it wrong that I was expecting a woman spouting that nonsense?
[–] fupatronic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I was too. Always bizarre when "men" are the busybody homophobes.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Ah, such hypocrisy. Typical hams. I do love when people come back at them on the same platform and they can't defend (see AOU's comment)
[–] ikransfly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Alrighty.
That last one is a personal favorite of mine.
Oh man I haven't been to Old Shawnee for pizza in years. Thank you Kiwi for reminding me about them! Too bad that fat bastard doesn't know when to stop. People crack me up about picking and choosing sins. Fats are quick to condemn gays, but let you come back at them with their gluttony and ooooh nooooo.
[–] AOU 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Boy did I pick the wrong username for this thread
[–] AichSmize 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
GLUTTONOUS eaters of meat. If you're not a glutton you are off the hook.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Heathen!
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Props.
Question - how do people just spit out scriptures like that?
Is there like a search engine or something? scripture hashtags...? Surely you can't memorize a book that large.
[–] AOU 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Yes.
It's full of stuff never told in churches, such as Ezekiel 23:20.
[–] Goat-fister ago
Also, skepic's annotated bible.