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[–] Octuple-stuffed ago 

This was my problem with religion as a kid. I'd be at church listening to them preach from the bible and then I'd squint and wonder why my youth pastor was fat when gluttony is a sin. Or why he said "my neighbor is going to hell for being a Catholic" when we were told to show people the "light" and love thy neighbor... good ol Southern Baptism. You ain't right unless you're our sorta right.

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[–] Belgian_boom ago 

Hipocrites hams are the worst.

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[–] Fitizen0 ago 

Oh man I haven't been to Old Shawnee for pizza in years. Thank you Kiwi for reminding me about them! Too bad that fat bastard doesn't know when to stop. People crack me up about picking and choosing sins. Fats are quick to condemn gays, but let you come back at them with their gluttony and ooooh nooooo.

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[–] delusions ago 

That's great

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[–] ObesityIzKewlGuise ago 

I'm from where he lives. Most people in Kansas look like this. Sigh.

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm a stone-cold fucking atheist but was raised in the church and know so many Bible versus to put pious Christians who condemn with their mouths while clutching sin in both fists. It warms my godless heart to see this man-pig put in his place.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That little piggy icon is too cute for use on a ugly butter huffer.

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Alrighty.

  1. The Bible LITERALLY never says ANYTHING about lesbians! Lesbians are fair fuckin' game according to the Bible, lol! If they're not mentioned, they can't be wrong, right?! The Bible does say stuff against men having sex with other men, but it doesn't even condemn it to the level this butter barge thinks it does. All it says is, or what it means to say is "Traditionally we don't really have sex with men here, at this specific place. We just find that kind of odd lol."
  2. Fucker done messed with the wrong bitch because Philippians 13:18-20 says For many, of whom I have often told you and now tell you even with tears, walk as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things. But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. Matthew 23:25 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you clean the outside of the cup and the plate, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite.

That last one is a personal favorite of mine.

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