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[–] beetusgeuse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Deuteronomy is full of great stuff as well. Like "No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the Lord" (Deut. 23)

Or:

"If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

Deut. 25:12

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[–] FatIsUgly 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My memory is hazy, is that the one about big dicks and rivers of semen? That one's somewhere in Ezekiel iirc.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And I though it was going to be about some passage Samuel L. Jackson said in Pulp Fiction. Pfffft.

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[–] FatIsUgly ago 

I wasn't even kidding, look it up. It says the women wanted to go back to Egypt because their genitals were like that of horses and their emissions were like the river Nile.

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[–] AOU ago 

Exactly.