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[–] Xystus 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Eight pumps! A coffee is not coffee after that.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Yeah. I'm surprised nobody said "Would you like some coffee with your syrup?"

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A lot of not-coffee dispensed into the cup as 8 metered doses.

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[–] Zednix 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

8 pumps. I don't have a gif on hand to encapsulate my physical shudder.

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[–] Gaylord 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] Zednix 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So many shades of disgust, thank you

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

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[–] Zednix 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That implies there is any pleasure involved. I was feeling more revolted with the tubby requesting so much garbage.

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[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

8 pumps is pretty much a cup of syrup with a splash of coffee in it.

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[–] gdddg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is sugar free just with sucralose or something? Or just not sweet?

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[–] wearenotgoingleft 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, sucralose or some other sweetner. Zero calories, usually sweeter than sugar syrup. Ew.

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[–] gdddg 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ew. I try to buy "low sugar" things to cut back on sugar, but they just replace the sugar with sucralose to appease the hams. Why can't I just buy stuff that is less sweet.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yuck. Barf.

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[–] Gaylord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I LOVE these stories. Shitpeople meeting in the wild. It makes my heart sing.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My keto friendly usual at starfats is a large americano (I won't and can't remember the starfux way of saying sizes), with a splash of heavy cream. Occasionally I'll do 2 pumps of sugar free hazelnut. 2 pumps into a large, and that's more than enough.

8 pumps into a regular sized coffee of anything is beyond disgusting. Do they not have tastebuds anymore?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The excuses they use for not going to the gym just keeps getting dumber and dumber.

And wth, eight pumps? How sweet would that coffee be?