[–] Gaylord 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Maybe this http://i.imgur.com/8519rhq.gif
Or perhaps this http://i.imgur.com/atgbnUs.gif
Maybe even this http://i.imgur.com/3lBaDJ2.gif
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
http://i.imgur.com/nO4MC2F.gif perhaps this?
[–] wearenotgoingleft 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, sucralose or some other sweetner. Zero calories, usually sweeter than sugar syrup. Ew.
[–] nobslob 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
My keto friendly usual at starfats is a large americano (I won't and can't remember the starfux way of saying sizes), with a splash of heavy cream. Occasionally I'll do 2 pumps of sugar free hazelnut. 2 pumps into a large, and that's more than enough.
8 pumps into a regular sized coffee of anything is beyond disgusting. Do they not have tastebuds anymore?
[–] Alterna-slim 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
8 pumps is pretty much a cup of syrup with a splash of coffee in it.
[–] Gaylord 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's not a coffee, that's a dessert? https://themidnightalliance.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/i-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little-bit.gif
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The excuses they use for not going to the gym just keeps getting dumber and dumber.
And wth, eight pumps? How sweet would that coffee be?
[–] Xystus 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago (edited ago)
Eight pumps! A coffee is not coffee after that.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Yeah. I'm surprised nobody said "Would you like some coffee with your syrup?"
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[–] BingoButts 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
A lot of not-coffee dispensed into the cup as 8 metered doses.
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