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[–] daehremmah 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Danny DeVito gets my voat

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[–] Dashippy 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Given the way these remakes work it's probably going to be a fat black woman.

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[–] modifieddevice 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tyler Perry as Madea as the Goblin kin...queen

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[–] tanukihat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gilbert Gottfried. But the fat black woman does sound likely as well.

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[–] Gigan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We all know Johnny Depp would get the role, and play it in his usual eccentric-character style.

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[–] tanukihat [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With Helena Bonham Carter as Sarah?

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

It should be an incredibly talented pop star with acting skill. How many of those do you know of these days? Current day pop stars don't even write their own music, and they damn sure can't act.

What does that leave? How about a good actor who can also sing? Much more likely, yes? Mid thirties. Handsome.

I'm drawing a blank.

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[–] tanukihat [S] ago 

Jack Black!

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[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If hell comes to earth, why not have David Bowie do it?

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[–] tanukihat [S] ago 

David Bowie and his codpiece are in HEAVEN, dammit.

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[–] GreatWhiteNorth ago 

Tom Cruise.

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