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[–] CherryLime ago 

"Move out"

If it's your house, then exercise all you want. Everywhere. In front of the TV ham tries to watch. In front of the refrigerator ham tries to get food out of, etc.

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[–] CuntMyFuck ago  (edited ago)

non smoker privilege

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[–] Blackrose ago 

LOL a ham smoking.

RIP.

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I actually cannot comprehend how people can smoke and still be fat. Nicotine is a well known appetite suppressor, so even when they are not hungry they're shoving food into their face.

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[–] Artie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat people aren't hungry in general. So having their appetite suppressed doesn't mean anything.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Brother in law

Fiancé

Does not compute

Your spouse's brother. Am stupid.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's okay, I'm sure you were just preoccupied by the P.R.egnancy Miss/ter? Monster.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How do you mean?

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hams, everything is about them. No one else is allowed to improve themselves, because feefees.

QFT

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Time to step up your exercise regimen in front of fatty. You also need to mention how much weight you've lost.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Working to gain actually. Been having back issues, so working on my lats and core. You look this good when you're 900 hmmmm? I just blatantly kick her out of the living room when I feel like exercising. Or just for the hell of it, under the pretense of exercising.

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Props for being able to have a fat in your home for an extended period of time. I really don't think I could do that.

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[–] AnoInc [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I travel for work most of the time. Only home 2 or 3 days every couple of weeks. My wife's the real trooper.

But I love my wife, and "anything for family." Mostly, I just want my office back. After getting it fumigated, of course.

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