[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Those grocery bills dropped dramatically in early 2013, shortly after Barbara Walters asked on network television whether Christie was too overweight to be president."
Too bad his weight didn't drop accordingly. All presidents for the last 60 years have been thin or normally weighted. I wonder if "fat acceptance" will get so bad that we will get a fattie like Chris Crusty.
[–] fat_handle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The people should ask his fatness to pay it back, but he'd probably just laugh at them.
[–] BioRito ago
FML, I had to check this wasn't the onion. Then I realized this is too subtle for the onion, life itself has become so absurd that they have to go to extreme lengths for their satire to be far enough removed from Poe's law to be effective.