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[–] ikransfly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is why we need to outlaw fat. Make it illegal to hold any sort of government position if you're fat as fuck like this lard goblin.

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[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Those grocery bills dropped dramatically in early 2013, shortly after Barbara Walters asked on network television whether Christie was too overweight to be president."

Too bad his weight didn't drop accordingly. All presidents for the last 60 years have been thin or normally weighted. I wonder if "fat acceptance" will get so bad that we will get a fattie like Chris Crusty.

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[–] Ghetto_Shitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

... I have no words, fatties gonna fat.

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[–] BioRito ago 

FML, I had to check this wasn't the onion. Then I realized this is too subtle for the onion, life itself has become so absurd that they have to go to extreme lengths for their satire to be far enough removed from Poe's law to be effective.

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[–] Magitek_X ago  (edited ago)

You could post this on /v/NotTheOnion and still be on topic.

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[–] gerbshter ago 

You know it's bad when "food" and "desserts" are separate categories

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[–] 4096267? ago 

He's a strong conservative...

He conservatively estimates his caloric intake.

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[–] delusions ago 

Such a disgusting fat fuck