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[–] ridsloth ago 

How to not look fat... always a weird topic nowadays. Fashion advice for humans really does exist, but with hams it makes no sense to apply it. "Don't wear skinny jeans" was a good tip for them from this article, at least. When your body shape is sponge and your skintone is grease, there is nothing to dress for.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well for the woman in the full skirt, its more the loose blouse combod with the skirt making her look too puffy.

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[–] tipsyoctopus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Full skirts can make even the thinnest woman look big if not paired well. (Well, unless said woman has narrow hips, maybe.)

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OMG. Finally. Someone is publishing the practical fashion no-no's that my grandmother taught me. "Honey you're too short to wear horizontal stripes. In fact, you shouldn't wear stripes at all with your bust. Stick to solid clothing (wink, wink)."

Why the hell isn't anyone teaching this shit to women anymore? Actually, why the hell aren't parents teaching basic hygiene to their children anymore?

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[–] Lilina ago  (edited ago)

Because butter elementals are the only ones breeding these days or so it seems.

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[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen ago 

Archiving about.com?

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[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Protip - If you look good naked, you look good wearing anything

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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It should be law that anything skin-tight should be only allowed to be worn by humans.

Fats should only be allowed to wear burqas or tents. We do not want to see you, or your fat. Go and die.

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[–] Shitlord_and_Savior 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"No. Your fat makes you look fat."

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Skinny jeans look best when worn by skinny women.

Please repost to Tubblr x 1000

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