[–] Shitlord_and_Savior 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No. Your fat makes you look fat."
How to not look fat... always a weird topic nowadays. Fashion advice for humans really does exist, but with hams it makes no sense to apply it. "Don't wear skinny jeans" was a good tip for them from this article, at least. When your body shape is sponge and your skintone is grease, there is nothing to dress for.
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Protip - If you look good naked, you look good wearing anything
[–] Banterbury ago
Some of those are just bad in general, there is no saving them once the hambeast comes out to play
[–] PeaceLoveAndRamen ago
Archiving about.com?