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[–] fupafeefees 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

One slight flaw in this idea, hammies don’t wash their clothes, they are happy in their filth! Also up until the washes out bit I thought you were taking the piss out of Hammie Holiday’s fraudulent clothing company lol

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] ago 

They'll sweat it out

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  1. Reverse project harpoon a photo of yourself.
  2. Get a MLM bullshit starter kit.
  3. Start posting about your amazing "weight loss" thanks to MLM bullshit.
  4. ??????
  5. Profit.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I Love it!

It started to sound exactly like Mess Dumpster's scam, which I also liked.

My only suggestion, to keep them from doing some sort of class action in you (after that lawyer is doing that to Mess, it would be pretty easy to organize another) would be to look into that UV paint so it only shows up in the sun.

The word FAT could be there in regular IMO, but in order for the second line to show up, they have to be in the sun. It's a win-win really. Either they don't go in the sun and the shirt is truthful, or they go on the sun to start the bacon cooking process.

Plus I think that ink costs more, so it's an excuse to charge more.

Think about it!!!

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or better, have the invisible UV ink say "OBESITY KILLS" which only shows up over an otherwise regular,pretty patterned shirt. :D

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[–] Moonshine_Sonata 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Put that on the back!

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Use white shirts, and do the "is beautiful" part in watercolor. You could use a stencil and, with a bit of practice, make some cool designs with the watercolor effects.

It will completely wash out once it gets wet.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Perfect!

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[–] Lilina ago 

This is brilliant!

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] ago 

They can sweat it off. We know how they sweat!

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[–] FrostyTheSwoleMan 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Step 1. Delete this post immediately so it cant be traced back to us.

Step 2. DO EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID.

I would recommend instead of using an ink that will wash out do some half assed bedazzling so it falls off in a convincingly accidental way over time.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

nah, if it fades it loses shock value. It must disappear.

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[–] fattieskilledreddit 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Hahahahahaha, assuming hams do laundry, good one!

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Or they can sweat out the ink ;)

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That sounds cool! That means I can buy a townhouse with personal attached garage and a big black Jeep Wrangler Unlimited with the works from its highest trim level and have the "FUPA HUNTER" decal on the back window of the Jeep! I gotta try something like this! Not to mention, how come advertising agencies don't make shirts with business info and logos on them for fatties? If we turn fatties into walking billboards, we can profit off of them more! But this might be a bad idea though for potential ham rage...

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Theory is sound, but Fuck No. I wouldn't want hams advertising my business.

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[–] FatShamingShitLady [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ham rage is good when they can only attack a deleted company email with no personal contact info whatsoever :3

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Then I'd make more money if I set up hidden cameras in their home to record their rage then and post them on YouTube just for kicks. When they claim that we can't hurt their feelings, I'll show them those videos instead to prove otherwise. In America, there's opportunities for shitlords! We should capitalize off of humiliating hams! I'll never have to work again and I get more time at the gym haha!

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