[–] GandolfHitler 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
Shitlord Haiku:
New Beetus Barbie
Acclaimed for her realism
Why are our kids fat?
[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
Looks more like Ken finally knocked her up.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Shoving donuts and Starbeetus down a mayo maw is not the same as getting pregnant. The new Barbeetus is eating for 3 by the looks of it.
[–] VioletAura 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sad part is now the more planet sized fatties are gunna whine about making ones that represent them. They will never be satisfied with this.
[–] XenonHippogriff 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Just sell it with a sack of flesh color clay, add your own rolls.
[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"THIS BARBIE STILL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!"
Yeah well it's a doll, so...
[–] oldguy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
HAES Barbie with accessories.
That ridiculous enough? Didn't bother to make 2 litre Coke bottles...
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Retort: There's only so much shelf-space! They could fit 3 normal Barbies in the space for one HAES Barbie!
[–] twitch1982 1 point 35 points 36 points (+36|-1) ago (edited ago)
“Hello, I’m a fat person, fat, fat, fat,” A 6-year-old girl giving voice for the first time to curvy Barbie sings in a testing room at Mattel’s headquarters. Her playmates erupt in laughter.
Kids don't give a fuck, and don't want your fat acceptance bullshit.
Read the whole article, fat moms like it, kids think it's fat and stupid.
[–] mtlionsroar 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, they say another girl wouldn't call it fat because she didn't want to hurt it's feelings. Even she knows that fat = bad
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Read the whole article, fat moms like it, kids think it's fat and stupid.
Fat moms are the ones with the debit card. They'll force Blubber Butt Barbie on their kids.
[–] peripatetic 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
New Barbie, now with chaffing thighs and beetus feet
[–] scootycreampuff 1 point 25 points 26 points (+26|-1) ago
OF FUCKING COURSE they give it blue tumblerina hair. Fuck me.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Just wait, it will come with septum and face piercings. Then it will have some polygender, gnderflux fat thingy wearing ill-fitting men's clothes calling itself the "boyfriend", they/them pronouns, please.
[–] whalesongmakesmyday [S] 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fucking saddest words ever put into print , “but we recognize she’s the future.”
Human-sized women of the world unite against this abomination!!!
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Jesus... even fucking Mattel gave up fit women. That's fucking sad!
Also, I'm not feeling that great about being single right now, if that's the future, I better look for a shitlady ASAP.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I do like the petite and tall barbies, though. Just not the fatass.