0
0

[–] skinnybarbie ago  (edited ago)

Hopefully it's just a small phase that everyone will forget about in the next year. This actually bothers me because the only reason why I sometimes collect Barbies is because they are not FAT. Now they are full of whale blubber. Hopefully Bratz or any other dolls don't ballon them up. I'll likely kill myself if Victoria's Secret hires a pig.

0
1

[–] shitladycat5847 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The tall, petite, and multi race Barbies are pretty cool. I know I would have loved the different hair colors and heights as a kid. The fat one is just stupid. Of course it still doesn't actually look like a fat person, only having one chin, no stretch marks, and no cellulite. I'm sure it won't take long for eat beasts to start complaining that Barbie is still unrealistic.

0
1

[–] Anon666 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They need morbidly obese Barbie so that their product really represents the people of this country. Oh, and throw in a pull string and a voice that says, "I'm triggered." and "You need to train yourself to be attracted to fat girls." and "I'm a victim

0
2

[–] SkinnyBarbieBitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My username lost all meaning. I'm upset.

0
1

[–] pragmatic_bootes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And then the whalekin moms will complain that their child got made fun of for having the fat barbie and will demand that all barbies are HAES sized.

0
1

[–] purringdito 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

of course the fat one has blue hair, gotta distract from the inevitable fattiness

0
2

[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I doubt any little girl wants to grow up to be a fatty. The only effect this will have is an increase in the number of sad fatties posting on tumblr about how mad they were when they overheard a kid saying they don't want the "gross fat one".

The difference in sales will probably piss off the tumblywumblies too.

0
2

[–] uncommitted 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This morning I was grabbing coffee and I heard my wife start to yell at the TV in the other room. I asked what had her so riled up and she replied "Oh for fucks sake, even the toys are getting fat! What that fuck?!"

load more comments ▼ (26 remaining)