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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Millennial parents" is the scariest term I have heard in a long time. If our parents raised us to be narcissists, imagine what our generation will do to the children... humanity is doomed.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, it'll self correct. One day a very large group of children will look at their parents and say "Fucking really?" and it'll all be over. Think about the hippie sit-ins, except they'll have gym 'fit-ins'.

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[–] peripatetic 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

New Barbie, now with chaffing thighs and beetus feet

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[–] VioletAura 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sad part is now the more planet sized fatties are gunna whine about making ones that represent them. They will never be satisfied with this.

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[–] XenonHippogriff 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just sell it with a sack of flesh color clay, add your own rolls.

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[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"THIS BARBIE STILL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!"

Yeah well it's a doll, so...

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Retort: There's only so much shelf-space! They could fit 3 normal Barbies in the space for one HAES Barbie!

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[–] oldguy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

HAES Barbie with accessories.

That ridiculous enough? Didn't bother to make 2 litre Coke bottles...

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[–] Wwanker ago 

Shit, mang, did you really do that in only an hour?

Not joking, I'm impressed by how the FUPA is realistically moddeled.

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[–] Zednix 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Another one bites the crust

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[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Looks more like Ken finally knocked her up.

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Shoving donuts and Starbeetus down a mayo maw is not the same as getting pregnant. The new Barbeetus is eating for 3 by the looks of it.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't understand their obsession with Barbie and all things childish. And no kid is going to want to play with an obese doll. Kids want toys that are pretty, cool, just attractive in some way or another. We all know that obesity is not. I also don't get how or why these people compare themselves to a doll. A fucking doll is making them feel inadequate. The most Barbie made did for me in that department was make me feel weird for not being blue eyed and blond. As a child. Now, I could give two shits. Fats are fucking stupid.

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[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because they never mentally left childhood. They're forever stuck in something between childhood and adolescence emotionally and mentally, so they react to everything from that view point.

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[–] Mixcoatl 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

...that curvy barbie doll is hardly fat. She's what curvy should mean. Come on guys, really?

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[–] VioletAura ago 

If you see her from the side she has a gut too. They look worse than the pictures they are showing

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[–] Mixcoatl ago 

I have not seen any from the side.

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[–] Shitladywithacat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

It's weird that they gave Hambie the same arms, legs, and face parts as the other Barbies.

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