[–] peripatetic 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
New Barbie, now with chaffing thighs and beetus feet
[–] VioletAura 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sad part is now the more planet sized fatties are gunna whine about making ones that represent them. They will never be satisfied with this.
[–] XenonHippogriff 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Just sell it with a sack of flesh color clay, add your own rolls.
[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"THIS BARBIE STILL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!"
Yeah well it's a doll, so...
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Retort: There's only so much shelf-space! They could fit 3 normal Barbies in the space for one HAES Barbie!
[–] oldguy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
HAES Barbie with accessories.
That ridiculous enough? Didn't bother to make 2 litre Coke bottles...
[–] Doctor_Du_Nuffins 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
Looks more like Ken finally knocked her up.
[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Shoving donuts and Starbeetus down a mayo maw is not the same as getting pregnant. The new Barbeetus is eating for 3 by the looks of it.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I don't understand their obsession with Barbie and all things childish. And no kid is going to want to play with an obese doll. Kids want toys that are pretty, cool, just attractive in some way or another. We all know that obesity is not. I also don't get how or why these people compare themselves to a doll. A fucking doll is making them feel inadequate. The most Barbie made did for me in that department was make me feel weird for not being blue eyed and blond. As a child. Now, I could give two shits. Fats are fucking stupid.
[–] forklifts5x5 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because they never mentally left childhood. They're forever stuck in something between childhood and adolescence emotionally and mentally, so they react to everything from that view point.
[–] VioletAura ago
If you see her from the side she has a gut too. They look worse than the pictures they are showing
[–] Shitladywithacat 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
It's weird that they gave Hambie the same arms, legs, and face parts as the other Barbies.
[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Millennial parents" is the scariest term I have heard in a long time. If our parents raised us to be narcissists, imagine what our generation will do to the children... humanity is doomed.
[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nah, it'll self correct. One day a very large group of children will look at their parents and say "Fucking really?" and it'll all be over. Think about the hippie sit-ins, except they'll have gym 'fit-ins'.