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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

haters are going to hate

Better just dismiss all criticism by acting like a child

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[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

All-New Scootypuff Barbie! Now with kung fu (in)action grip and detachable beetus foot! Order yours while supplies last!!

*Barbie mobility scooter sold separately.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The ones with other bodies don't look like Barbie, they look like other characters.

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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wait, i thought the issue was that the dimensions of Barbie were unrealistic. But then why are they still the same height, for fatties?

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[–] Sops 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They probably tried making it short and fat but it kept coming out looking like a dwarve.

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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or troll

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[–] SkinnyBarbieBitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My username lost all meaning. I'm upset.

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[–] TheOneLiberator 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I doubt any little girl wants to grow up to be a fatty. The only effect this will have is an increase in the number of sad fatties posting on tumblr about how mad they were when they overheard a kid saying they don't want the "gross fat one".

The difference in sales will probably piss off the tumblywumblies too.

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[–] uncommitted 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This morning I was grabbing coffee and I heard my wife start to yell at the TV in the other room. I asked what had her so riled up and she replied "Oh for fucks sake, even the toys are getting fat! What that fuck?!"

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[–] llwish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This pisses me off beyond belief.... I grew up with 2 younger sisters and most of my childhood memories involve taking over the living room with Barbies and Legos. We had everything Barbie!!!
To say that Barbie was a huge influence on me is an understatement... I grew up idolizing her and learning that you can be smart AND beautiful. There's no reason to pick one over the other.
Unfortunately my daughter never loved Barbies as much as I did/do.... with all this bullshit coming out now I'm glad. It's such a shame... true barbie lovers will never go for this.
The part in the article that made me want to punch a wall was when the cow talked about her daughter being curvy... wtf?!? Little girls shouldn't be "curvy"!!

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