[–] whalesongmakesmyday [S] 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fucking saddest words ever put into print , “but we recognize she’s the future.”
Human-sized women of the world unite against this abomination!!!
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I do like the petite and tall barbies, though. Just not the fatass.
[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Jesus... even fucking Mattel gave up fit women. That's fucking sad!
Also, I'm not feeling that great about being single right now, if that's the future, I better look for a shitlady ASAP.
[–] GandolfHitler 1 point 19 points 20 points (+20|-1) ago
Shitlord Haiku:
New Beetus Barbie
Acclaimed for her realism
Why are our kids fat?