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[–] GandolfHitler 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Shitlord Haiku:

New Beetus Barbie

Acclaimed for her realism

Why are our kids fat?

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[–] whalesongmakesmyday [S] 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fucking saddest words ever put into print , “but we recognize she’s the future.”

Human-sized women of the world unite against this abomination!!!

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I do like the petite and tall barbies, though. Just not the fatass.

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Jesus... even fucking Mattel gave up fit women. That's fucking sad!

Also, I'm not feeling that great about being single right now, if that's the future, I better look for a shitlady ASAP.