[–] Anon666 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They need morbidly obese Barbie so that their product really represents the people of this country. Oh, and throw in a pull string and a voice that says, "I'm triggered." and "You need to train yourself to be attracted to fat girls." and "I'm a victim
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Remember OG Barbie? That was a literal impossible standard of beauty.
Current Barbie? That's just some unremarkable skinny fat.
Save us James Cameron. Find the bar!
[–] shitladycat5847 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The tall, petite, and multi race Barbies are pretty cool. I know I would have loved the different hair colors and heights as a kid. The fat one is just stupid. Of course it still doesn't actually look like a fat person, only having one chin, no stretch marks, and no cellulite. I'm sure it won't take long for eat beasts to start complaining that Barbie is still unrealistic.
[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
All-New Scootypuff Barbie! Now with kung fu (in)action grip and detachable beetus foot! Order yours while supplies last!!
*Barbie mobility scooter sold separately.
[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wait, i thought the issue was that the dimensions of Barbie were unrealistic. But then why are they still the same height, for fatties?
[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
haters are going to hate
Better just dismiss all criticism by acting like a child
[–] skinnybarbie ago (edited ago)
Hopefully it's just a small phase that everyone will forget about in the next year. This actually bothers me because the only reason why I sometimes collect Barbies is because they are not FAT. Now they are full of whale blubber. Hopefully Bratz or any other dolls don't ballon them up. I'll likely kill myself if Victoria's Secret hires a pig.
[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The ones with other bodies don't look like Barbie, they look like other characters.