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[–] VioletAura 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sad part is now the more planet sized fatties are gunna whine about making ones that represent them. They will never be satisfied with this.

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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Retort: There's only so much shelf-space! They could fit 3 normal Barbies in the space for one HAES Barbie!

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[–] oldguy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

HAES Barbie with accessories.

That ridiculous enough? Didn't bother to make 2 litre Coke bottles...

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[–] Wwanker ago 

Shit, mang, did you really do that in only an hour?

Not joking, I'm impressed by how the FUPA is realistically moddeled.

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[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"THIS BARBIE STILL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A REAL WOMAN!!"

Yeah well it's a doll, so...

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[–] XenonHippogriff 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just sell it with a sack of flesh color clay, add your own rolls.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"Millennial parents" is the scariest term I have heard in a long time. If our parents raised us to be narcissists, imagine what our generation will do to the children... humanity is doomed.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, it'll self correct. One day a very large group of children will look at their parents and say "Fucking really?" and it'll all be over. Think about the hippie sit-ins, except they'll have gym 'fit-ins'.

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[–] peripatetic 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

New Barbie, now with chaffing thighs and beetus feet

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[–] lionheart 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This is the reason why I'm a shitlord and will continue to be. It's the constant brainwashing of the kids by the fat fucks. I will not allow it to even creep it's nasty head with my kids. I teach my kids to be litle shitlords from early on.

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[–] Corruption22 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Is Barbie's new career claiming benefits, watching TV all day long and getting knocked up with a giant side of Tumblr?

If they want to inspire children Barbie should be in gym wear, eating salads, reading classic literature, training to be an astronaut or something! Kids don't give a flying fuck anyway, only the ham moms care.

"I don't want -WHEEZE- my child to grow -GRUNT- up with an eating disorder! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

training to be an astronaut or something!

Barbie was an astronaut. Barbie has literally been everything, and she's not empowering enough.

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[–] GandolfHitler 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Shitlord Haiku:

New Beetus Barbie

Acclaimed for her realism

Why are our kids fat?

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[–] Fierce_skinnybitch ago 

That's why I think this marketing plan will fail...

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[–] CriticalMass 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought that was like the point of Barbie. As a kid it was like Barbie was a vet, a doctor, a fucking astronaut, etc. and had a sweeeeettt house and car that she earned for herself (at least in my world). That's empowerment.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How about muscle?

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[–] Carsandsarcasm ago 

Crossfit Barbie. I don't know if it's real.

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[–] redditHasCooties 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ginny Rommetty, CEO of IBM, she commands a company that employs almost 400,000 people, her annual salary (bonuses and other perks aside) is close to $20,000,000 a year.

Mary Barra, CEO of GM, she makes over $16M a year, she heads a company that employs over 216,000 people (so basically, if you count everyone in Salt Lake City you'd still be 26,000 people short of the number people whose jobs fall below hers at the company), GM declared a revenue of almost 39 billion dollars in the last quarter of 2015.

May-Britt Moser is a Neuroscientist who won the Nobel in Medicine in 2014. She's also the head of her department at her University in Norway.

General Ann Dunwoody was the first female 4-star General in the history of the US Army. During her time (she's retired now) she managed the largest logistics operation in the history of the US Army (which is not exactly small).

There are thousands of others, but I'd say those are better examples of "empowered women," you know, considering they are either women that can wield power over literally hundreds of thousands of employees any day of the week, or send ripples throughout the economy by decisions they make at work, or because they can speak at a conference anywhere and large groups of people will stop and listen.

Being fat is not power, it's just personal neglect. Power is power.

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[–] PsychoSkinnyBitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wanna make sweet, sweet love with this post.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Just imagine if the business world wasn't so internally and openly fatphobic, these mildly capable twigs would be quickly replaced by REAL women who actually know how to fix problems.

/s

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[–] scootycreampuff 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

OF FUCKING COURSE they give it blue tumblerina hair. Fuck me.

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Just wait, it will come with septum and face piercings. Then it will have some polygender, gnderflux fat thingy wearing ill-fitting men's clothes calling itself the "boyfriend", they/them pronouns, please.

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[–] Sops 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They could even sell kits to add tattoos of pizza and ice cream.

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