[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Two gas giants. But which has the greater gravitational pull?
[–] forklifts5x5 ago
I was expecting a fat to have made a Jupiter model out of bacon or something based on the title. This is much worse...inhuman. Blobby. Also stretch marks are kind of weird feeling to start with (I have some old ones) and I don't know why you'd be proud of being half stretch marks from getting fat. It's literally your skin pulling apart.
Pregnancy stretch marks or vertical growth is of course a different matter.
[–] cheesewh0re 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago (edited ago)
This has been posted before.
And I'm pretty sure the poster of that photo is actually a human sized person who happens to have stretch marks from puberty. Actual hamplanets just stole it to use themselves. I remember there was a big thread the last time this was posted.
[–] DylannStorm ago
"Omg guise us curvy girls resemble goddess planets, skinny bitches can't say that!!"
[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Shitlord Haiku:
Pale cellulite swirls
In caramel mocha flab
Planet of blubber
[–] [deleted] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
That's because it's not a person, it's a fatty.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's not a person. It's a fat fuck.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] nomnomnomWut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That ain't no human...