[–] Duckie7 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Honestly the commenter annoys me more than the poster. I'm so tired of people claiming things are beautiful when they're clearly not. These ultra PC liars will say anything on social media but then in real life - where's their morbidly obese boyfriend? Why aren't they non stop feeding their own kids McDonald's if "curvy is beautiful"? If there's nothing nice to say then don't say it, but don't lie to planets. EDIT: Is that an ass or a stomach? Can't even tell.
[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Shitlord Haiku:
Pale cellulite swirls
In caramel mocha flab
Planet of blubber
[–] cheesewh0re 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago (edited ago)
This has been posted before.
And I'm pretty sure the poster of that photo is actually a human sized person who happens to have stretch marks from puberty. Actual hamplanets just stole it to use themselves. I remember there was a big thread the last time this was posted.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Two gas giants. But which has the greater gravitational pull?
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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's not a person. It's a fat fuck.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
That's because it's not a person, it's a fatty.
[–] Merediana 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
To be fair, stretchmarks can happen to slim people too from growing too fast, changing shape during puberty or pregnancy. They are not the end of the world, even pretty models have them. Fat bodies are ugly in general, it's not the lines on them that make them ugly, it's the fat. Fit bodies are attractive and they can't be ruined by some lines... They are almost invisible when healed, depending on your skin color. Not saying stretch marks are beautiful but I wouldn't stress about something I can't change.
[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago