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[–] Merediana 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

To be fair, stretchmarks can happen to slim people too from growing too fast, changing shape during puberty or pregnancy. They are not the end of the world, even pretty models have them. Fat bodies are ugly in general, it's not the lines on them that make them ugly, it's the fat. Fit bodies are attractive and they can't be ruined by some lines... They are almost invisible when healed, depending on your skin color. Not saying stretch marks are beautiful but I wouldn't stress about something I can't change.

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

stretchmarks can happen to slim people too from growing too fast, changing shape during puberty or pregnancy I got them all over my hip/ass area. Feelsbadman. I was always a scrawny ass kid, but I hit a couple horrible growth spurts that caused me a shit ton of pain and nasty stretch marks.

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[–] Duckie7 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Honestly the commenter annoys me more than the poster. I'm so tired of people claiming things are beautiful when they're clearly not. These ultra PC liars will say anything on social media but then in real life - where's their morbidly obese boyfriend? Why aren't they non stop feeding their own kids McDonald's if "curvy is beautiful"? If there's nothing nice to say then don't say it, but don't lie to planets. EDIT: Is that an ass or a stomach? Can't even tell.

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Shitlord Haiku:

Pale cellulite swirls

In caramel mocha flab

Planet of blubber

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[–] cheesewh0re 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago  (edited ago)

This has been posted before.

And I'm pretty sure the poster of that photo is actually a human sized person who happens to have stretch marks from puberty. Actual hamplanets just stole it to use themselves. I remember there was a big thread the last time this was posted.

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[–] todbert 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] FASH 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It's amazing to consider the difference in scale between those two objects. Jupiter is almost four times larger.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Two gas giants. But which has the greater gravitational pull?

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[–] Elcycs 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Jupiter. The other exerts a repulsive force.

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[–] leweb 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think we may be onto a new law of physics here.

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[–] nomnomnomWut 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That ain't no human...

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's not a person. It's a fat fuck.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fatties

people

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That's because it's not a person, it's a fatty.