[–] ShitArchon 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Curvy hips and round breasts correlate with high reproductive fitness. Being shaped like Jabba has the opposite effect. Evolution favors males who inseminate high-reproductive-fitness females.
Oh, wait, I forgot evolutionary psychology is rayciss and therefore bad. WHR don't real, only feels!
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Curvy hips and round breasts correlate with high reproductive fitness.
Exactly, they tend to mix that up with their cottage cheese misshapen legs and massive floppy udders.
[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
This is exactly why saying "she'd be hot if..." is no bueno
[–] capricious 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
the realmrskelly is so repulsive. you can tell that it's such a self absorbed narcissist that it just wants validation and attention from likes. It's obviously sucking in its cheeks too.
[–] Fatnisseverdeen 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The sailor cosplay at the top are the Sailor Scouts and that is what they're meant to look like. Humans do it like this
They cosplay the green haired one and the short blonde haired one because they are lesbian partners. They play the tall brown haired one with the green skirt because she is the biggest one. Like they mention how tall and strong and how much bigger she is than the rest of them. But take note in the anime she is not huge she's just taller and slightly bigger. She is described as muscular in the anime.
And yes the human cosplay is handmade costumes and the fatplay bs costumes in the album are just nylon crap you can by from anywhere for 20 $US. Just ugh.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Ah, thanks for clearing that up. At first I suspected these characters we fat, like Ursula, and that's why they keep dressing up like that.
Why do you think they like the Sailor Scouts so much? (Or is it generally a very popular cosplay to do?)
[–] Rokuah 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It was a popular anime back when these planets were younger that was marketed towards girls the way Dragon Ball Z was marketed towards boys. Add in the fact that the costumes are relatively easy to produce so they can sell dirt cheap online, the hams can buy them on the cheap and show off how "quirky" they are and get cheap nerd points. It still doesn't change the fact that they look terrible whenever they try to cosplay characters who look nothing like them.
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
^^ Had to quickly break from looking at the album to see if anyone said what you just did.
I'd add that fat Sailormoon cosplayers are the worst because not only fo they look uglier than regular hams in general, but Usagi (the main blonde, bunhead character for those not a fan) was shitlorded all the time by her friends for her love of food.
[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I give you Scarlet Witches lesser known cousin: The Red Velvet Witch
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I thought she was Magneto :P
[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Impossible, to be the master of magnetism it need to be able to generate attraction, though it has definitely mastered generating repulsion. I was able to find Magneto's lard barge cousin as well though, I give you: Mag-eat-o
[–] CissyNotSissy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Geez, I could put on a Superman t-shirt and make a better cosplay than these "people".
Also, I love how your eyebleach is so educational. It's my daily dose of "TIL."
[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're right. Hot people in lazy costumes or even just nerdy clothing get more attention and look better than fatties.
[–] wmeth 1 point 24 points 25 points (+25|-1) ago (edited ago)
Stop being a cunt and accept the fact that I'm not attracted to your fat, slovenly appearance. Also, All these other posts going around lately about fat effecting brain activity and such. You put all these beetusplay pics next to some shitladies doing cosplay and you'll notice something besides the obvious difference in attractiveness. It's like these cows just buy $20, cheap ass costumes off Amazon.com or something. They just look cheap and poorly thrown together. Ive noticed shitpeople who cosplay seem to have spent HOURS upon HOURS on their costumes. So being fat effects your brain in the areas of originality and creativity. Which surprises me, when you think about all the mental gymnastics they do and the fat logic bullshit. You'd think they would be the most creative damn things on the fucking planet.
[–] pbateman 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is absolutely true, along with the fact that cheap clothes look even cheaper on fat fucks. Put a shitlady in one of these quick $20 costumes from amazon, and the untrained eye might not be able to spot the difference between her and someone a similar hand-made costume.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're attracted to their fat slovenly appearance, all right. Gravitationally.