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[–] wmeth 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Stop being a cunt and accept the fact that I'm not attracted to your fat, slovenly appearance. Also, All these other posts going around lately about fat effecting brain activity and such. You put all these beetusplay pics next to some shitladies doing cosplay and you'll notice something besides the obvious difference in attractiveness. It's like these cows just buy $20, cheap ass costumes off Amazon.com or something. They just look cheap and poorly thrown together. Ive noticed shitpeople who cosplay seem to have spent HOURS upon HOURS on their costumes. So being fat effects your brain in the areas of originality and creativity. Which surprises me, when you think about all the mental gymnastics they do and the fat logic bullshit. You'd think they would be the most creative damn things on the fucking planet.

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[–] pbateman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is absolutely true, along with the fact that cheap clothes look even cheaper on fat fucks. Put a shitlady in one of these quick $20 costumes from amazon, and the untrained eye might not be able to spot the difference between her and someone a similar hand-made costume.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're attracted to their fat slovenly appearance, all right. Gravitationally.

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[–] capricious 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the realmrskelly is so repulsive. you can tell that it's such a self absorbed narcissist that it just wants validation and attention from likes. It's obviously sucking in its cheeks too.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

https://i.sli.mg/cKIMwn.png

Curvy hips and round breasts correlate with high reproductive fitness. Being shaped like Jabba has the opposite effect. Evolution favors males who inseminate high-reproductive-fitness females.

Oh, wait, I forgot evolutionary psychology is rayciss and therefore bad. WHR don't real, only feels!

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[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Curvy hips and round breasts correlate with high reproductive fitness.

Exactly, they tend to mix that up with their cottage cheese misshapen legs and massive floppy udders.

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[–] ilieksnow 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This is exactly why saying "she'd be hot if..." is no bueno

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[–] CissyNotSissy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Geez, I could put on a Superman t-shirt and make a better cosplay than these "people".

Also, I love how your eyebleach is so educational. It's my daily dose of "TIL."

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[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're right. Hot people in lazy costumes or even just nerdy clothing get more attention and look better than fatties.

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[–] penisse 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

1) Waitaminute TehrealMrsKellory showers before going to bed? I don't want to be anywhere near her in the Sub during the morning commute, then.

2) BTW, what do Kelly Clarkson mean with "making friends"? Does she imply that everyone she meets will be willing to send a week camping in the mountains with her? Because that's what friendship is about: a joint endeavor aimed at sharing the pain to profit together from the good thing and I guess she's just a whiner.

3) is mamasarbear photoshopped? she also wish she were.

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[–] tardersauced 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't think you need to be worried about wonky eye on the morning commute, no way she has a real job.

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[–] penisse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

do you mean Ikea use machines to crash test their seats? they'd have moar fun catapulting fatties like her!

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[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I give you Scarlet Witches lesser known cousin: The Red Velvet Witch

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[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought she was Magneto :P

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[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Impossible, to be the master of magnetism it need to be able to generate attraction, though it has definitely mastered generating repulsion. I was able to find Magneto's lard barge cousin as well though, I give you: Mag-eat-o

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