[–] penisse 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
1) Waitaminute TehrealMrsKellory showers before going to bed? I don't want to be anywhere near her in the Sub during the morning commute, then.
2) BTW, what do Kelly Clarkson mean with "making friends"? Does she imply that everyone she meets will be willing to send a week camping in the mountains with her? Because that's what friendship is about: a joint endeavor aimed at sharing the pain to profit together from the good thing and I guess she's just a whiner.
3) is mamasarbear photoshopped? she also wish she were.
[–] tardersauced 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't think you need to be worried about wonky eye on the morning commute, no way she has a real job.
[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
These posts are my favorite, I read them right before bed - they are worth it for the eyebleach alone! Can I request WWI-Vietnam military men & women or bomber nose art for your next post? I don't think you've done those ones yet :) also, I'm so fucking sick of fat cosplayers - they have ruined my experiences. I've sold so many costumes I spent hours and hours on because they have become 'fat' characters (meaning they are the ones that fatties go straight for when deciding who to play) and have ruined it for me. Jessica Rabbit was one, Zelda and Link were others, and I'm starting to see more various fat Assassin's Creed characters around. Also, there is always some fat-ass neckbeard dressed as someone in my character's universe who wants to walk around together for pictures. Fuck off, dickwad.
[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You should hold on to the costumes! It always makes me really happy when I can get a good cosplayer and an obese cosplayer of the same thing. I put the pictures near each other in my folder, it gives me a good laugh every time I go back through it.
Just tell the obeast no. Utterly refuse to pose with them in frame, and loudly tell them they're making you uncomfortable and they should stop stalking you. Generally loudly being called out while other people are paying attention gets people to leave.
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love cosplay, but none of my friends are into it. I will cosplay with you.
[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's so much fun! Where do you live? I'm in Seattle so I do pretty much all the big local conventions. Don't really have time to do any of them out of state :(
[–] DayShaun 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/4VSO6S.png If you're posing for a picture, do it in a part of your sty that isn't full of trash.
https://i.sli.mg/gIjRzG.png I hope it found some real poison ivy to roll around in.
[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
My favourite is this fatty trying to cosplay a character that is known to look likethis. Like seriously there were talks about her being one of the "first" female to be rocking a 6pack. So it would be closer to this (slightly NSFW).
And just to see how being thinner helps even if you don't have a 6pack where contouring can get you this vs just no words
[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Looooks like Attack on Titan? Source pls.
[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ugh that bong is as dirty as she is. I hate all of them. I love so many costumes and cosplay and these fat fucks ruin it
[–] WindUpBunny 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's really too bad that Roller Derby is 50% hams now-a-days, maybe it's just the Midwest.
[–] pegassist 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agreed! I put together a mini album (NSFW) to show what REAL roller derby looks like nowadays. The hamplanets on skates with fishnets are always at the rec level. When you get to D1 and D2 derby, the fatties get weeded out quickly.
[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mercy, dat glute bridge, dat serratus, dem wheels.
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Helloooooo Susie Hotrod!