[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
These posts are my favorite, I read them right before bed - they are worth it for the eyebleach alone! Can I request WWI-Vietnam military men & women or bomber nose art for your next post? I don't think you've done those ones yet :) also, I'm so fucking sick of fat cosplayers - they have ruined my experiences. I've sold so many costumes I spent hours and hours on because they have become 'fat' characters (meaning they are the ones that fatties go straight for when deciding who to play) and have ruined it for me. Jessica Rabbit was one, Zelda and Link were others, and I'm starting to see more various fat Assassin's Creed characters around. Also, there is always some fat-ass neckbeard dressed as someone in my character's universe who wants to walk around together for pictures. Fuck off, dickwad.
[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love cosplay, but none of my friends are into it. I will cosplay with you.
[–] Aluminumvalkyrie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's so much fun! Where do you live? I'm in Seattle so I do pretty much all the big local conventions. Don't really have time to do any of them out of state :(
[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You should hold on to the costumes! It always makes me really happy when I can get a good cosplayer and an obese cosplayer of the same thing. I put the pictures near each other in my folder, it gives me a good laugh every time I go back through it.
Just tell the obeast no. Utterly refuse to pose with them in frame, and loudly tell them they're making you uncomfortable and they should stop stalking you. Generally loudly being called out while other people are paying attention gets people to leave.
[–] penisse 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
1) Waitaminute TehrealMrsKellory showers before going to bed? I don't want to be anywhere near her in the Sub during the morning commute, then.
2) BTW, what do Kelly Clarkson mean with "making friends"? Does she imply that everyone she meets will be willing to send a week camping in the mountains with her? Because that's what friendship is about: a joint endeavor aimed at sharing the pain to profit together from the good thing and I guess she's just a whiner.
3) is mamasarbear photoshopped? she also wish she were.
[–] tardersauced 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't think you need to be worried about wonky eye on the morning commute, no way she has a real job.
[–] WindUpBunny 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's really too bad that Roller Derby is 50% hams now-a-days, maybe it's just the Midwest.
[–] pegassist 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Agreed! I put together a mini album (NSFW) to show what REAL roller derby looks like nowadays. The hamplanets on skates with fishnets are always at the rec level. When you get to D1 and D2 derby, the fatties get weeded out quickly.
[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Mercy, dat glute bridge, dat serratus, dem wheels.
[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I give you Scarlet Witches lesser known cousin: The Red Velvet Witch
[–] fitbit_bitch 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I thought she was Magneto :P
[–] LordFlabuFlabu 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Impossible, to be the master of magnetism it need to be able to generate attraction, though it has definitely mastered generating repulsion. I was able to find Magneto's lard barge cousin as well though, I give you: Mag-eat-o
[–] CissyNotSissy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Geez, I could put on a Superman t-shirt and make a better cosplay than these "people".
Also, I love how your eyebleach is so educational. It's my daily dose of "TIL."
[–] Dainty_Dragoness 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're right. Hot people in lazy costumes or even just nerdy clothing get more attention and look better than fatties.
[–] Thinnerprivilege 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The anime connection is pretty straightforward, sailor uniforms or some derivative thereof are the typical school uniform for girls in Japan.
Anime being mostly aimed at the young adult audience has a lot of teen/highschool stories where the characters predictably wear their school uniforms a lot. No, the hems on those skirts are not nearly as high in RL as the ones depicted in most animes.
The glorious irony is that if those age 20-something weaboo fucks who dress up like their favorite high school age character with their rolls hanging out actually tried to live in Japan they'd get hazed to fuck for being utter deadbeats and shamed endlessly for their weight.