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[–] sonic_sabbath 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep, my grandfather is 80 amd everymorning at about 5am since forever he has gone for a long jog.
He always eats healthy, drinks only in moderation, went through ww2.

Fit as a fiddle, never gets sick, only ailment is slightly low blood pressure. Still runs every morning and has started taichi.

Shitlords like the best of them as well.

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm now going to refer to social media and internet in general as Googly Shite. Your great granddad is hilarious!!! And so, so right. What a g.

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[–] vuke69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

(i'm genuinly not sure if he knows what a gym is).

A gym is just like a farm, only you pay to get fit instead of get paid to get fit. And in both cases, some are full of pigs and cows.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some of the best shitlords I've met have been old. They grew up during a time when people weren't huge and where there was a lot of physical work involved.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My dad grew up during the Depression, he don't suffer no fatties. I honestly know part of his being proud of me and knowing I'll be okay if he passes is because I'm a healthy weight. He knows he raised me right.

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[–] FrostyTheSwoleMan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Months from now when tess dies in labor or from complications relating to it we should all tweet stuff like "why are they burying her? She looks #perfectlyhealthy to me."

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

pizzasisters4lyfe ...oh, wait

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A great grandad called Paddy shitlording on camera would be awesome. Hint. Nudge. Nudge.

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[–] barset 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

City dwellers.

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[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What's weirder to me is how many people alive today have relatively young grandparents yet no great grandparents living. When I was born, my grandparents were already great grandparents and soon to be great-great grandparents thanks to living into their 90s and reproductive lives that spanned into their early 50s - recent BS about infertility has got to be largely influenced by the number of obeasts who've eaten their ovaries into submission or can't retract their fatty pudendas enough for genital docking.

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