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[–] Trevelyan-s_corn 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hope he outlive Tess.

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[–] angrypinoy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

God bless your grandpa!

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[–] iwanttobelieve 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Has a fat person EVER lived pa st 80? Even past 70? 65? That right there should be proof enough that HAES is bullshit.

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[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My grandmother was on the line between overweight and obese as long as I can remember and she died at 73. I can't say I hated her since she was super nice and never pushed fatlogic on anyone, too much of her own fantastic cooking was her downfall :(

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[–] DessertFox ago 

If they are a relative, it's OK to love the person but hate the fat. Just be careful mentioning the love here - you can feel it, but fats can (and will) misconstrue it when they read it.

That's my rule, at least.

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[–] Sniktun2 [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, I did have another relative (who was also a farmer) who made it to 74, he was overweight and smoked like a chimney. He again only ever ate lean mean, potatoes and veg, so no saturates and had good cholesterol, might have been to do with that?

Then again he only put on weight after he was about 60 and started doing less, was probably more to do with that lol. Was in great shape until that point. My guess if you are obese from a young age would be no

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[–] iwanttobelieve ago 

Yeah, that makes sense. No way these 300 pound 22 year olds make it that far in life.

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[–] hymen_smasher 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Saturated fats don't kill people, being fat kills people.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Right, what you see there is that while there are fat, old people, there are no old, fat people.

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 187 points (+187|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Shitlord Limerick:

There once was a farmer named Paddy

Who outlived many a fatty

He's truly a hater

Of the human potater

Damn, old great grampa's a baddy!

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[–] WeedLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you like a full time commenter?! Or do you only talk in poems in real life?! Very creative!

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[–] GandolfHitler 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dunno about full time, but when work is slow I post a bunch. And no, I don't poetize at all in real life. But back in my drug dealer days I did claim to be a poet sometimes when I had to pretend to have a profession.

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hope Sniktun2 reads that to ol Paddy and gets back to us with Paddy's reaction.

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I'll be damned if FPH isn't one of the most creative communities out there when it comes to awesome insults. Comments like these are what keep me always coming back for more (like a hammy at a buffet... teehee).

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[–] celticlass25 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This was really creative also. A verified shitlord wrote it.

It was a bright, sunny day for the happy young Whos, When who should show up but the Waddly Boos! The Waddly Boos lived in the neighboring city, And as the Whos knew, their sight was not pretty. Their bellies hung over their knobbly knees, Their chins - all 9 of them - were covered in grease, Their mouths were agape with a mild distaste, Their bodies were jiggling from the head to the waist, Their skin was a sickening yellow-green tone, And as they wobbled closer they started to groan, "You tiny Whos need to go back where you came! Your running and playing makes us feel such shame! We know we are big, but it's how we were born!" They said while chomping their candy cane corn.

By: AlexanderGunther.

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[–] shdwghst457 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's an entire thread of this somewhere on here

edit: Here it is https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/638459

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[–] AichSmize 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Holy fuck, you win.