[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Absolutely seconded. Young Marlon Brando was fucking hot. What about Elvis?
[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
I kinda feel like if he hadn't overdosed he still would have died young from his horrendous eating habits. Then again he was dead at 42 so an extra 15 would have gotten him to 57, considered "old age" to obeasts.
edit: How fat is MacGyver now?
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Gods, yes! I never actually realized that until I saw a pic last year. Hubba hubba!
[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Everything about him is a big tragedy now.
[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm sorry. Here, I'll help: Hnng
[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Came to post this.
Elvis is pretty much the poster boy for former heartbreakers turned into disgusting slovenly pieces of shit.
[–] Benweiser22 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I remember when I was younger I thought fat Elvis was huge. But by today's standards he is a small fat. What a fucking shame.
[–] KCshitlady 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Duke. And my first crush :(.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Kelly Clarkson.
Jessica Simpson.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Jessica Simpson's weight gain was appalling.
[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Jessica Simpson came back to the land of the living.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol he looks like Ted bundy in that first pic
[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I had no idea that Jack O'Neil had gone butterball. He was damn good looking before. I think I'm done with FPH for today, this one made me sad.
[–] 4043977? [S] 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Kathleen Turner is also pretty fucking horrible. http://www.whale.to/b/kathleen_turner_then_now.jpg
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Wow. Just......wow.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Have you seen "Dumb and Dumber To?" She plays a fat, unattractive woman who used to be a bombshell.
In other words it's practically an autobiographical role.
[–] DylannStorm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What the FUCK is that on the right?