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[–] 4043977? [S] 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Kathleen Turner is also pretty fucking horrible. http://www.whale.to/b/kathleen_turner_then_now.jpg

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wow. Just......wow.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Have you seen "Dumb and Dumber To?" She plays a fat, unattractive woman who used to be a bombshell.

In other words it's practically an autobiographical role.

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[–] DylannStorm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What the FUCK is that on the right?

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Absolutely seconded. Young Marlon Brando was fucking hot. What about Elvis?

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[–] 4044117? [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Elvis got pretty bad. I wonder how fat he would have been given an extra 15 years of gorging.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I kinda feel like if he hadn't overdosed he still would have died young from his horrendous eating habits. Then again he was dead at 42 so an extra 15 would have gotten him to 57, considered "old age" to obeasts.

edit: How fat is MacGyver now?

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gods, yes! I never actually realized that until I saw a pic last year. Hubba hubba!

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

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[–] GuftaGess 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The Saints last miracle was making the world believe he was gone.

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[–] 4044811? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow. His head is as big as Ted Kennedy's.

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Everything about him is a big tragedy now.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Nooooooo. ;-; thanks a lot. I was blissfully ignorant.

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm sorry. Here, I'll help: Hnng

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven ago 

Sad. His body was beautiful in Top Gun.

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[–] Forbin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't forget Elvis. Biggest sex symbol in the world to fat tub of lard who died on the toilet.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Came to post this.

Elvis is pretty much the poster boy for former heartbreakers turned into disgusting slovenly pieces of shit.

Here's Elvis in his prime....

And here's what he became.

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[–] Benweiser22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I remember when I was younger I thought fat Elvis was huge. But by today's standards he is a small fat. What a fucking shame.

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[–] NoThanksPiggy ago 

He looks like a fat Tarantino.

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[–] KCshitlady 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Duke. And my first crush :(.

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[–] 4044847? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Kelly Clarkson.

Jessica Simpson.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson's weight gain was appalling.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson came back to the land of the living.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll name 4 time Indy 500 winner A.J. Foyt. He was fit as an ox in the 60s and 70s. By the mid-80s they had to widen the tub for the driver because he ballooned. By the late 1990s, he had to be close to 300 pounds if not over.

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[–] 4044913? [S] ago 

Holy shit. I remember watching him win Indy in the 70s. I did not know he got fat.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, he got fat even in the 1980s as the engineers had to widen his March chassis tub to fit the expanding Foyt.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] tdee3000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He'd get stuck in a stargate.

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuuuck, MacGyver why u did this?

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol he looks like Ted bundy in that first pic

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had no idea that Jack O'Neil had gone butterball. He was damn good looking before. I think I'm done with FPH for today, this one made me sad.

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