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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This thread is depressing. Blah. These are people who had success and had resources to hire personal trainers >_<

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[–] Captain_Trips 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You don't need a personal trainer to not be fat. That's fatlogic

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

True, but for those who are less than self disciplined a full time personal trainer is like your mommy. Not talking about the ones that can help you perfect your form in squatting, Talking about the ones that checks in and cooks every meal for you and coddles you.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had no idea that Jack O'Neil had gone butterball. He was damn good looking before. I think I'm done with FPH for today, this one made me sad.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol he looks like Ted bundy in that first pic

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuuuck, MacGyver why u did this?

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[–] tdee3000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He'd get stuck in a stargate.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'll name 4 time Indy 500 winner A.J. Foyt. He was fit as an ox in the 60s and 70s. By the mid-80s they had to widen the tub for the driver because he ballooned. By the late 1990s, he had to be close to 300 pounds if not over.

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[–] 4044913? [S] ago 

Holy shit. I remember watching him win Indy in the 70s. I did not know he got fat.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, he got fat even in the 1980s as the engineers had to widen his March chassis tub to fit the expanding Foyt.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Kelly Clarkson.

Jessica Simpson.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson came back to the land of the living.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson's weight gain was appalling.

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[–] KCshitlady 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Duke. And my first crush :(.

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[–] 4044847? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] Forbin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't forget Elvis. Biggest sex symbol in the world to fat tub of lard who died on the toilet.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Came to post this.

Elvis is pretty much the poster boy for former heartbreakers turned into disgusting slovenly pieces of shit.

Here's Elvis in his prime....

And here's what he became.

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[–] NoThanksPiggy ago 

He looks like a fat Tarantino.

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[–] Benweiser22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I remember when I was younger I thought fat Elvis was huge. But by today's standards he is a small fat. What a fucking shame.

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

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[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction but obese

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

I was gonna post Val Kilmer too! He looks a lot like Steven Segal now, doesn't he?

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/steven-seagal-3.jpg

Another similarly horrible fit to fat if there ever was one. He went from "kick ass" to "kick rocks".

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[–] not_a_doctor_yet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Didn't he lose the weight, i heard somewhere that he had cancer or something

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[–] Alpha_Machine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here's a more recent picture of him. He says he doesn't have cancer.

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven ago 

Sad. His body was beautiful in Top Gun.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Absolutely seconded. Young Marlon Brando was fucking hot. What about Elvis?

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gods, yes! I never actually realized that until I saw a pic last year. Hubba hubba!

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[–] 4044117? [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Elvis got pretty bad. I wonder how fat he would have been given an extra 15 years of gorging.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I kinda feel like if he hadn't overdosed he still would have died young from his horrendous eating habits. Then again he was dead at 42 so an extra 15 would have gotten him to 57, considered "old age" to obeasts.

edit: How fat is MacGyver now?

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