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[–] KCshitlady 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Catherine Bach, the original Daisy Duke. And my first crush :(.

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[–] 4044847? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] lardcats 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Robert Smith. sigh

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[–] lardcats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Mine too! God you're right, he totally does. He looks like someone microwaved a bowl of gravy for an hour.

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[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Gonna have to go with Boy George on this one

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gah! Dude always creeped me out, even at the height of his fame. And I'm a first gen MTVer.

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[–] CatfishHunter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, he's a weird dude for sure, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like Karma Chameleon

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[–] Forbin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't forget Elvis. Biggest sex symbol in the world to fat tub of lard who died on the toilet.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Came to post this.

Elvis is pretty much the poster boy for former heartbreakers turned into disgusting slovenly pieces of shit.

Here's Elvis in his prime....

And here's what he became.

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[–] NoThanksPiggy ago 

He looks like a fat Tarantino.

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[–] Benweiser22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I remember when I was younger I thought fat Elvis was huge. But by today's standards he is a small fat. What a fucking shame.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lol he looks like Ted bundy in that first pic

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[–] i_am_triggered 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuuuck, MacGyver why u did this?

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[–] upsidedownbackwards 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I had no idea that Jack O'Neil had gone butterball. He was damn good looking before. I think I'm done with FPH for today, this one made me sad.

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[–] tdee3000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He'd get stuck in a stargate.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Kelly Clarkson.

Jessica Simpson.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson came back to the land of the living.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Jessica Simpson's weight gain was appalling.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Absolutely seconded. Young Marlon Brando was fucking hot. What about Elvis?

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gods, yes! I never actually realized that until I saw a pic last year. Hubba hubba!

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[–] 4044117? [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Elvis got pretty bad. I wonder how fat he would have been given an extra 15 years of gorging.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I kinda feel like if he hadn't overdosed he still would have died young from his horrendous eating habits. Then again he was dead at 42 so an extra 15 would have gotten him to 57, considered "old age" to obeasts.

edit: How fat is MacGyver now?

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

I was gonna post Val Kilmer too! He looks a lot like Steven Segal now, doesn't he?

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/steven-seagal-3.jpg

Another similarly horrible fit to fat if there ever was one. He went from "kick ass" to "kick rocks".

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven ago 

Sad. His body was beautiful in Top Gun.

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[–] KikiCat ago 

Nooooooo. ;-; thanks a lot. I was blissfully ignorant.

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[–] HortencetheMule 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm sorry. Here, I'll help: Hnng

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[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

He looks like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction but obese

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