[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Contoured collarbones almost always look more fake than Trump's hair. I say, when in doubt, look for neck tendons. There are no fatties with prominent neck tendons and you can't fake them with makeup.
[–] YouAreNotPetite 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've noticed a new one the past few months on Tinder, basically anything done to manipulate your view of their neck.
This includes:
Myspace "from above" angles.
Scarves or clothes blocking the neck.
Posing with as little as one finger holding up their second chin. Almost every single time I see someone touching their neck with a single finger, swiping through the other pics reveals a fatty.
[–] Poemmy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was listening to the radio the other day And they had the question "what's one of the first questions you ask in a date with a new person?" And people were supposed to call in or text and answer. I shit you not one lady called in and said "I always ask if they like junk food because I really like it and if they don't theres usually problems". An alarm went off in my head after that.
REEE REEE eatbeast alarm. no human likes junk food that much.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
About fatties not even tasting the food: I recently went out with a group of friends to a restaurant that we all really like, the food is great. It so happened that someone invited their ham friend to come along with its hamspawn.
We ordered our food, and as soon as the beasts got their plates, they immediately -- without even tasting the food -- grabbed the salt shaker and covered the whole thing with a generous layer of salt. I was like, WTF.
The food was delicious as it was, they probably ruined their meals by salting it into oblivion. All I could think is that it's really true what I've read here numerous times, they don't even care what they're shoveling down their gullets. I was just sorry to see a really nice meal being wasted on them.
Interesting. My sister also does this and oversalts the vegetables we'd cook. She also added a shit ton of concentrated flavoring for her water (since she doesn't like water) and made it too strong for herself. She was amused by this, i was secretly annoyed. Must be a universal fatty thing.
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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Might retort with: "You were never funny, and you're still fucking fat."
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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This has been posted before, but I am including it here for the. sake of completeness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCF4TjmOKSA
That video has around 4.75 million views. Just think of all the fat fucks who are using the selfie techniques outlined in that video. It's worth watching just so you can see what kinds of things to watch out for.
[–] Ruston [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Very nice. I have seen it before, but I always appreciate a direct link like that.
so her tips.... High angle photo shot (The "Myspace Angle"). Lean forward (I mentioned that in my discussion of warning signs in the myspace angle.
The "put one leg crossed in front of the other" technique probably deserves its own mention in my post. but realistically, if they do that, you can see their pooch already. it is a way for a really obese girl to look like she's only really overweight.
"the face pics" discussion mentions a close crop, stick your face out, and other things i discussed in the "Myspace angle" discussion. in fact after watching that video again, i can 100% certainly say that the Myspace girl i linked is a definite fatty. she does ALL of the things mentioned in the video. she even does the hand on hips pose to stretch the fat out. This makes me think i need to expand on the Myspace angle portion of my dissertation.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're doing god's work.