Realizing when I've offended somebody when I thought everyone was in on the joke. Horrifies the girlfriend sometimes.
[–] demi_god_dylan ago
Directions. If it weren't for google maps and GPS technology i'd never leave my house because id get lost and never find it again.
[–] cumshartingfaggot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sucking/licking pussy
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[–] chryseos-geckota ago (edited ago)
I use Louisiana Style Hot Sauce
Edit: not hit sauce
[–] ThisWeirdIndividual 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's easy. Watch some lesbian porn. Empathize with the woman, see yourself having a pussy, now imagine all the things you would like a guy (or a girl lol) do to it.
There you go.
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And don't be weird about it. If you act weirded out it is awkward for the girl. Enjoy it and the girl will enjoy it
[–] niggersreggin ago
Being happy