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[–] BillBugle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

it's his birthday and he's on gaf telling them he's a virgin

Go to the pub with your friends like a normal person, at 25 they will still join you, 35 you'll have to plan in advance but its a birthday they should know roughly when it is

as for the shaving thing, I still nick myself occasionally, its not a big deal

the virgin thing I have no idea how to help with, don't know what he looks like or how much he is willing to lower his standards, he should've just fucked anything as a teen so it didn't become this big deal the longer it goes on, outside of "urgh did you really fuck that" no one cares

and why did he even bring up the porn? I once worked at a job where in the pub at lunch people were showing videos of people putting bags over chicks heads and fucking them till they pass out. the world is a weird place

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[–] defaultuser ago  (edited ago)

the virgin thing I have no idea how to help with

Unless he's The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, getting laid is pretty easy for guys: Go LIFT -> get abs -> is now considered hot by girls -> can now get girls -> can now get laid. Very simple.

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[–] UncleDoug 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why go to GAF for advice on how to be a straight white male?

Its like going to Equatorial Guinea and asking Eric "The Eel" Moussambani for swimming tips.

Dog Paddler

The children over at gaf are the result of the traditional nuclear family being destroyed by social marxists. Hes in his mid 20s and he cant shave without getting ingrown hairs, the entire post is embarrassing in typical NeoGAF fashion.

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[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Asking gaf how to be a man is like asking a vegan which restaurant has the best steak in town. You'll get no answer and instead just get shouted down for being awful

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[–] MegaMalka 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"Your coworker is showing you naked women!? He's a miscreant!"

Fucking incredible.

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[–] HuelensOpenediPad ago 

Maybe it's because I travel a lot for work and don't have a lot of regular type coworkers, but honestly, I'd be weirded out too if a coworker showed me nudes of someone he used to fuck, unsolicited to boot. I don't want to know what kind of things a guy like that fucks around with.

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[–] defaultuser ago 

It's just ego boosting/bragging. Some guys will do that.

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[–] vivianjames 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is there a gaf thread asking how to be black?

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[–] Statutory_Ray 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1149342

ITT: Rejects of society, whom happen to be black, gather and shitpost on the faux virtues of black excellency and white mediocrity through the world perceptions that they have gained through their computer screens

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[–] BillBugle 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Indepentarian 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"What is interest?"

OMFG.

Looks like we've got another somewhat typical http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ thread.

How the fuck do you make it to 25 not knowing what interest is? (I mean, the rest is sad as well, but that's the point that really got me)

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[–] defaultuser ago  (edited ago)

What is interest?

When she jump on your dick. Or rub her boobs on your face. Or invite you over to watch a movie.

Girl: "Wanna come over to watch a movie?"

NeoGaffer: "Nah. I am about to go to sleep. See you at work."

Some time later...

NeoGaffer: "Man, why is it that no girl is interested in me?"