[–] Banterbury 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I used to give fat tourists the wrong directions because they needed to walk more. As I got older I realised that maybe sending them off to questionable areas wasn't the best thing to do, but I'm sure they got their exercise either way.
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[–] Banterbury ago
Everyone was starving in Russia but the Oligarchs, think of it like embracing the culture for however long they get stuck there.
[–] seniorscubasquid 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Fuck that, send them to the worst part of town. I hope they get stabbed.
[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That I can refrain from vomiting on their disgusting bodies, when I see them in public.
[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I've done the accidental pregnancy one twice. I have a feeling the next couple times won't be accidental though.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm the only person at my office who wears a jacket. There has not been one day in the 5 years I've been there that I didn't wear it or didn't want it because the air conditioning is set to penetrate a foot of blubber.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was the Matron of Honour at my sister's wedding this past October. I was also 3.5 months pregnant at the time. Nobody knew except for immediate family (my parents and sisters) because we didn't want to take attention away from my sister on her special day. Plus I wasn't showing yet (not in clothes, anyways).
An acquaintance of my sister's who was at the wedding was about 6.5 months pregnant at the time (she just had her baby this past week). She had an extremely unhealthy pregnancy and must have gained about 60 lbs at that point. Her husband was in the bridal party but she was not, so she was seated without him at a different table. Out of courtesy, I went over to ask her how she was doing, how the pregnancy was going, etc.
About a month after the wedding, my sister tells her that I was almost 4 months pregnant at her wedding. Apparently she had just mumbled "tell her congratulations" and lamented that she had already gained 40 lbs by that point.
[–] FatShamingShitLady ago (edited ago)
99% of the time it's completely innocent stuff that I don't even realize I'm doing until I think about it later. Like turning down offered food because I am full after a proper sized serving ("want more pizza?" no thanks, I had two slices I'm full). Or slipping through a crowd, between pillars, through banisters etc to get to my destination faster ("wow how do you fit through there, you're so small!" Nah I'm a pretty average weight for my height, I'm just impatient haha am 5/11 135lb). Sometimes it will be just being nimble enough to squeeze into a shelf, bend in a weird way to grab something, jump to get something out of reach, or snake by someone to grab something they need help getting to.
This is just normal stuff for me, and most you you I imagine, but I never realize I am unintentionally shitlording until they make a comment about it being unusual for them, then being awkwardly silent as they contemplate their lack of ability.
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
I go outside looking like I do.