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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

6" for a penis is not small. The average in the US is 5.1 inches. So 6" is actually above average. My SO is way above average at 8 inches, and we have problems having sex because he's just too big for me. So, bitch, the problem isn't your boyfriend's dick, it's your gigantic, disgusting, lard filled sack you call an ass (or gunt) in the way preventing him from penetrating you. Also probably his fupa.

Also, mfw the repair guy walks in when I'm googling average penis size by country.

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[–] Gizmomax 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Some kindly soul should clue her in to the FUPA broomstick.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No. We don't need more fats reproducing.

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No, it's totally obvious you just stole that 8-inch specimen from a cuuuurvy lady that would need it, why don't you switch out for the 320lbs boyfriend to keep things "fair"? I wonder if the 6 is after the fat is pushed back for measuring purposes and it's actually a lot smaller. My SO is almost a six and yet my cervix finds itself sympathising with you, ow.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's actually really a pain, haha. Like girth would be nice, which he has but not a ridiculous amount. It's just tiring to always have to do so much foreplay or else he'll always hit my cervix and then we have to take a break and start over or I'll get horrible cramps.

Like really, I did hit the jackpot, but it's a jackpot with strings attached.

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[–] MahLardy ago 

You know one of these fat people hoists they have at nursing homes and hospitals? Someone should have him splayed on the bed and her slowly hoisted up and down on whatever part of his penis is able to peek out beyond his FUPA in order to facilitate intercourse. #HAES

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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I absolutely love your captions and eyebleach.

Be my friend.

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I shall be your friend! :D

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Brisk walk for your lives" had me in stitches :)

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[–] PraiseBeToBeetus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If you make a triangle with your hands, the open area is approximately the size of the space all of the female reproduction organs take up (in normal, non-pregnant women). This is all tucked behind the public bone, which is why in pregnancy you don't have a "real" baby bump until the uterus pops up from out behind it at ~12 weeks.

Science, not feminism feel good kumbayah songs, bitch.

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't understand how anyone ever thought they were cool.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They look good on human sized people. That's why fats think they are so great. They think the glasses will make them look quirky, cute, and thin their face.

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[–] pomegranate 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity

Only during pregnancy should this be noticeable, hamlard. Speaking as a mother who went back to her pre-baby weight in no time at all, the uterus should not make any apparent appearance unless it contains another human being...not that you would know what a human looks like.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, I don't nor have I ever had that. I don't know where these hams get these stupid ideas. The most I get is my tits getting bigger during my period and slight bloating.

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[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it's desperately trying to claw its way out of a lifetime of encasement in visceral fat?

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[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh that eyebleach was just about the best thing ever!

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[–] MahLardy ago 

AFAB or womyn?

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Omg the baby goats!

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