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[–] MahLardy ago 

AFAB or womyn?

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[–] Artie 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

dionysusdarling. They pretend to have crippling conditions and then name themselves after the god of gluttony. So disgusting.

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[–] fuckingkike 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I should get some goats. They'd be great for landscape control, too.

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Never cut the grass again. I could get behind this. Man, I friggin hate mowing the lawn.

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh that eyebleach was just about the best thing ever!

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL that my (tipped backwards) uterus was the reason I had (and still have) a flat stomach. Guess I was just lucky! /s

Boy, you can really tell just how enormous these things are when they're posed next to shitlords/ladies, can't you??

Thank you SO much for this album, and I adore baby goats. :)

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're welcome! :)

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was slightly worried because tilted back uteruses are a thing but they are an anomaly and people who have them will experience pain for stupid reasons (like sitting in a certain position or whatever) and I was about to send you an internet hug for your troubles and only then realised you're fine. Still, have a hug anyways

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers ago 

Yeah, I had a hyster back about 13 years ago. It would cause pain in my spinal cord since it was closer to that area. Ugh.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Omg the baby goats!

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

6" for a penis is not small. The average in the US is 5.1 inches. So 6" is actually above average. My SO is way above average at 8 inches, and we have problems having sex because he's just too big for me. So, bitch, the problem isn't your boyfriend's dick, it's your gigantic, disgusting, lard filled sack you call an ass (or gunt) in the way preventing him from penetrating you. Also probably his fupa.

Also, mfw the repair guy walks in when I'm googling average penis size by country.

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[–] MahLardy ago 

You know one of these fat people hoists they have at nursing homes and hospitals? Someone should have him splayed on the bed and her slowly hoisted up and down on whatever part of his penis is able to peek out beyond his FUPA in order to facilitate intercourse. #HAES

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No, it's totally obvious you just stole that 8-inch specimen from a cuuuurvy lady that would need it, why don't you switch out for the 320lbs boyfriend to keep things "fair"? I wonder if the 6 is after the fat is pushed back for measuring purposes and it's actually a lot smaller. My SO is almost a six and yet my cervix finds itself sympathising with you, ow.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's actually really a pain, haha. Like girth would be nice, which he has but not a ridiculous amount. It's just tiring to always have to do so much foreplay or else he'll always hit my cervix and then we have to take a break and start over or I'll get horrible cramps.

Like really, I did hit the jackpot, but it's a jackpot with strings attached.

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[–] Gizmomax 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Some kindly soul should clue her in to the FUPA broomstick.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No. We don't need more fats reproducing.

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[–] PraiseBeToBeetus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If you make a triangle with your hands, the open area is approximately the size of the space all of the female reproduction organs take up (in normal, non-pregnant women). This is all tucked behind the public bone, which is why in pregnancy you don't have a "real" baby bump until the uterus pops up from out behind it at ~12 weeks.

Science, not feminism feel good kumbayah songs, bitch.

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