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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL that my (tipped backwards) uterus was the reason I had (and still have) a flat stomach. Guess I was just lucky! /s

Boy, you can really tell just how enormous these things are when they're posed next to shitlords/ladies, can't you??

Thank you SO much for this album, and I adore baby goats. :)

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're welcome! :)

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was slightly worried because tilted back uteruses are a thing but they are an anomaly and people who have them will experience pain for stupid reasons (like sitting in a certain position or whatever) and I was about to send you an internet hug for your troubles and only then realised you're fine. Still, have a hug anyways

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[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers ago 

Yeah, I had a hyster back about 13 years ago. It would cause pain in my spinal cord since it was closer to that area. Ugh.

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[–] tangemann 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

first of all great eyebleach second wth im gonna need actual bleack for my eyes...

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hands you some eye drops instead so you don't burn your peepers out

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[–] tangemann 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

eerh pours whole 10 gallon bucket of bleach in eyes and eats a lb of drano

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[–] iamlookingatthegrill ago 

"Grab ONE of my BELLIES"... FTFY

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[–] SeeYouNextTuesday ago 

Fat privilege is not needing a petticoat for your skirt to puff out more.

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[–] ikransfly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"People with uteri" You fucking meant to say women, then. Erasing women for the sake of being "pc" is just FUCKING STUPID.

Guess what, assholes, or should I say Person With A Uterus? I have a uterus. I am a woman. I have NO fupa, no ponch, never had ever ever ever in my entire LIFE. Sure, women do kind of have a ponch after giving birth, and even then only sometimes. You know because it was stretched out by having had a baby in it.

Not because the woman ate so much goddamned food her body formed a fuckin flesh apron you idiots.

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[–] CherryLime ago 

Why do they always have those bull looking nose rings, short cut hair with stupid ass colors, cat eye non prescription glasses, awful eyebrows, and Betty page bangs? They think they're so unique, but they're not.

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[–] fuckingkike 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I should get some goats. They'd be great for landscape control, too.

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 32DDbitches ago 

Never cut the grass again. I could get behind this. Man, I friggin hate mowing the lawn.

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[–] Wwanker ago  (edited ago)

Is it me or are Achtung's texts are slightly tilted?

edit: I just realized it's not Achtung

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