[–] fuckingkike 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I should get some goats. They'd be great for landscape control, too.
[–] 32DDbitches ago
Never cut the grass again. I could get behind this. Man, I friggin hate mowing the lawn.
[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] DontLikeSaladDodgers 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
TIL that my (tipped backwards) uterus was the reason I had (and still have) a flat stomach. Guess I was just lucky! /s
Boy, you can really tell just how enormous these things are when they're posed next to shitlords/ladies, can't you??
Thank you SO much for this album, and I adore baby goats. :)
[–] gabi-r 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was slightly worried because tilted back uteruses are a thing but they are an anomaly and people who have them will experience pain for stupid reasons (like sitting in a certain position or whatever) and I was about to send you an internet hug for your troubles and only then realised you're fine. Still, have a hug anyways
Yeah, I had a hyster back about 13 years ago. It would cause pain in my spinal cord since it was closer to that area. Ugh.
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[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh that eyebleach was just about the best thing ever!
[–] pomegranate 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity
Only during pregnancy should this be noticeable, hamlard. Speaking as a mother who went back to her pre-baby weight in no time at all, the uterus should not make any apparent appearance unless it contains another human being...not that you would know what a human looks like.
[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe it's desperately trying to claw its way out of a lifetime of encasement in visceral fat?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah, I don't nor have I ever had that. I don't know where these hams get these stupid ideas. The most I get is my tits getting bigger during my period and slight bloating.
[–] Artie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
dionysusdarling. They pretend to have crippling conditions and then name themselves after the god of gluttony. So disgusting.