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[–] TRlGGERED 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I absolutely love your captions and eyebleach.

Be my friend.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Brisk walk for your lives" had me in stitches :)

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I shall be your friend! :D

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[–] pomegranate 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity

Only during pregnancy should this be noticeable, hamlard. Speaking as a mother who went back to her pre-baby weight in no time at all, the uterus should not make any apparent appearance unless it contains another human being...not that you would know what a human looks like.

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[–] ladamedelamerde 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it's desperately trying to claw its way out of a lifetime of encasement in visceral fat?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, I don't nor have I ever had that. I don't know where these hams get these stupid ideas. The most I get is my tits getting bigger during my period and slight bloating.

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[–] tangemann 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

first of all great eyebleach second wth im gonna need actual bleack for my eyes...

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

hands you some eye drops instead so you don't burn your peepers out

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[–] tangemann 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

eerh pours whole 10 gallon bucket of bleach in eyes and eats a lb of drano

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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't understand how anyone ever thought they were cool.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They look good on human sized people. That's why fats think they are so great. They think the glasses will make them look quirky, cute, and thin their face.