[–] PraiseBeToBeetus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If you make a triangle with your hands, the open area is approximately the size of the space all of the female reproduction organs take up (in normal, non-pregnant women). This is all tucked behind the public bone, which is why in pregnancy you don't have a "real" baby bump until the uterus pops up from out behind it at ~12 weeks.
Science, not feminism feel good kumbayah songs, bitch.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
6" for a penis is not small. The average in the US is 5.1 inches. So 6" is actually above average. My SO is way above average at 8 inches, and we have problems having sex because he's just too big for me. So, bitch, the problem isn't your boyfriend's dick, it's your gigantic, disgusting, lard filled sack you call an ass (or gunt) in the way preventing him from penetrating you. Also probably his fupa.
Also, mfw the repair guy walks in when I'm googling average penis size by country.
[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
No, it's totally obvious you just stole that 8-inch specimen from a cuuuurvy lady that would need it, why don't you switch out for the 320lbs boyfriend to keep things "fair"? I wonder if the 6 is after the fat is pushed back for measuring purposes and it's actually a lot smaller. My SO is almost a six and yet my cervix finds itself sympathising with you, ow.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's actually really a pain, haha. Like girth would be nice, which he has but not a ridiculous amount. It's just tiring to always have to do so much foreplay or else he'll always hit my cervix and then we have to take a break and start over or I'll get horrible cramps.
Like really, I did hit the jackpot, but it's a jackpot with strings attached.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
No. We don't need more fats reproducing.
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[–] Trash_Duchess [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't understand how anyone ever thought they were cool.
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They look good on human sized people. That's why fats think they are so great. They think the glasses will make them look quirky, cute, and thin their face.