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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

probably one of those fatasses that always try to squeeze in those XS jeans

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[–] AnarchoCapsLock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When I was a kid I would ride my bike around everywhere I also only wore jeans back then. This is exactly how the pant leg looked that always got caught chain.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I mean... how do you split out the inside of the thighs? Outside yeah, under cars, working with sheet metal, etc.... but the inside? And most likely from friction?

How does it not start a fire?

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[–] Bangy_Hunger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Chub rub" thighs touch and creates friction as they waddle

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

chubrub

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[–] Prepackaged 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The sweat and oils of human skin are slightly acidic. I can only wonder how bad it gets on unwashed obeasts.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not to mention how corrosive their rotting vaginas get...

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[–] ua_ninja 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think we should just stop making them. This will lead to a rebellion of fat people protesting (probably naked). How is this good, you may be thinking; it's great because then we can expand the police force and create militias of shitlords to beat and arrest fat fucks. There's no way they can fight of humans; our strength, endurance, agility, intelligence, and willpower beat them by a long shot

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[–] zackdawg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

this is from wearing jeans that are too small and then sitting repeatedly which over time does this.

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[–] sandwiches4breakfast ago 

It's like the fabric said, "fuck it, I'm done!". If only inanimate objects could speak. We're all aware of how well they wash.

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