[–] [deleted] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
[–] ua_ninja 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think we should just stop making them. This will lead to a rebellion of fat people protesting (probably naked). How is this good, you may be thinking; it's great because then we can expand the police force and create militias of shitlords to beat and arrest fat fucks. There's no way they can fight of humans; our strength, endurance, agility, intelligence, and willpower beat them by a long shot
[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The plus sized pants aren't full denim. They are upwards of 50% spandex to accommodate different shaped fat bodies. So they aren't as tough and are affected by heat more, and when they are between two hot thighs pressed against each other so fiercely, this happens. But you know, it's sooooo cute guys! /s
[–] newguynewguynewguy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In university, there was one fucking behemoth. She was wearing a brand new pair of jeans. Still dark blue. Except for the white fluffy worn through part right beneath her gooch. Grossest thing I've ever seen.
[–] Prepackaged 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The sweat and oils of human skin are slightly acidic. I can only wonder how bad it gets on unwashed obeasts.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Not to mention how corrosive their rotting vaginas get...
[–] AnarchoCapsLock 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When I was a kid I would ride my bike around everywhere I also only wore jeans back then. This is exactly how the pant leg looked that always got caught chain.
[–] sandwiches4breakfast ago
It's like the fabric said, "fuck it, I'm done!". If only inanimate objects could speak. We're all aware of how well they wash.