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[–] sandwiches4breakfast ago 

It's like the fabric said, "fuck it, I'm done!". If only inanimate objects could speak. We're all aware of how well they wash.

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[–] ua_ninja 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think we should just stop making them. This will lead to a rebellion of fat people protesting (probably naked). How is this good, you may be thinking; it's great because then we can expand the police force and create militias of shitlords to beat and arrest fat fucks. There's no way they can fight of humans; our strength, endurance, agility, intelligence, and willpower beat them by a long shot