[–] BottomLine 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I wish I was average. Non averageness is overrated.
I cannot imagine any of those people having fun. It seems like great things that make sense on paper or cut to a commercial, but could you imagine that bike pastel colour light parade? could you imagine working on that in your wood floor living room with white walls and floor-to-ceiling windows? Think about actually making sure the colours are just right that the bike lights up fine, I would've fucking hung myself. What am I doing with my life that this project exists, my ancestors would kill me themselves.
Those are not real people, hipsters with rich parents ape that lifestyle but nobody does that art shit. Reddit Admins pretend and they mostly end up baking for the office some fucking odd-ingredient-based pie, nobody actually lives that life. They've all convinced themselves to fake that they do like the Emperor's awesome new clothes.
[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dat ending :D
Oh man, I was in tears and scared my cat with my laughter. I needed this
[–] Br0k3nsn0fl6k32 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol'd until there were tears. Thanks!
[–] HoocOtt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hipster grew up and realized banks are ripping everyone off....
Who is going to tell him the money banks have is printed from nothing but debt and promise farts from the FED and can't be spent on schools or anything because if it was it would trigger hyperinflation?
[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Every time a commercial airs with a soundtrack composed of a ukulele and high-note bells, a puppy dies and horrible death somewhere.
Think of the puppies.
[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
And these commercials cause goat gang rape in Islamistan.
Think of the goats.
[–] Gardmeria 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Upvoat for the goats