[–] HoocOtt 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hipster grew up and realized banks are ripping everyone off....
Who is going to tell him the money banks have is printed from nothing but debt and promise farts from the FED and can't be spent on schools or anything because if it was it would trigger hyperinflation?
[–] Super_Cooper 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
money that should go to teachers.
No thanks, those fuckers get paid enough. Fuck the public education system. It's a bunch of leftist women indoctrinating the youth into cultural Marxism. We should fire those fucks and just issue vouchers to parents.
[–] Master_Foo 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago (edited ago)
money that should go to gang raping teachers.
FTFY. Be the change you want to see in the world bro. Instead of complaining about paying teachers, (like a little fucking bitch does), why don't you go put your cock where your money is and go gang rape a teacher?
Probably because you are really just some, spineless, basement dwelling, hipster. Get over yourself snowflake.
[–] mcwilshire 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Would be better without the voice over.
Related: https://vimeo.com/58933055
[–] FeelinFroggy 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Every time a commercial airs with a soundtrack composed of a ukulele and high-note bells, a puppy dies and horrible death somewhere.
Think of the puppies.
[–] sinjinsmythe 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
And these commercials cause goat gang rape in Islamistan.
Think of the goats.
[–] ArcherMcTaco 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dat ending :D
Oh man, I was in tears and scared my cat with my laughter. I needed this
[–] chirock ago
Lot's of kids were told "You're special". The parents should have said "You're special to me, but the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about you."