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[–] Fat_is_Ugly 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not feeling good about the cancer one....

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I know. I deleted a bunch of boring ones and was pretty close to not putting her in.

...still, chemo and obesity? I finally landed on the side of fat-hate and stand before you in judgement.

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[–] WeedLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was feeling lazy and putting off my exercise for later. Got half way through your album and I'm ready to go sweat my ass off so I can escape these ham monsters. Their rolls will be burned into my eyes as I push myself harder. Also loved your comments!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"I only want oral from you. I will NOT reciprocate."

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

^ Tumblr's understanding of feminism

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[–] mohammed9546 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The prettiest one was the depressed 50 year old...

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[–] dismahburner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I really hope this isn't representative of the majority of the dating pool for guys.. Because this shit's depressing as fuck.

Good album though! Enjoyed your commentary. :)

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[–] General_Paos_Chicken 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Depends where you are, Northern Ontario is pretty much just this.

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It really isn't, at least for us snowbound Arctic Frenchies. Proper fats are still very much the exception.

...though it's getting worse. I spent the holidays in Québec City and materially noticed that people there are fitter and more attractive than in Montréal, which is already one of the fittest cities on the continent.

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[–] Shitlordsocialite 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a 22 year old shitlady the dating pool 35-50 seems fucking dire.

Over 30 apparently means free to go full ham from the way tinder looks. Good luck, you older sexy shitlords.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

43 y.o. shitlady here. Dated online on Ok Cupid 3 years ago, found an amazing guy to love and met 1 or 2 other cool people. I'd say the wheat really separates from the chaff at age 35 and up. You've either completely let yourself go and have 3 baby mamas/daddies or you are hot, fit and successful at your career. Your life is kind of set by that point, so at least you know your fit date isn't going to descend into obesity once you commit. Something you can't be sure if in your twenties.

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[–] Shitlordsocialite 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Man, that is a good point. I graduated early and am in junior management, but most of my friends haven't even left home yet. When mom stops dictating meals, I'm sure most will balloon. I can certainly see how you might either tarnish into hammania or become a fucking god. That leaves me hopeful!

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm 42. Going on a second date tonight (Hateful Eight! YISSS) with a fit 38 y.o. Brazilian PhD candidate.

...It actually gets better. As long as you're fit, obvs.

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[–] WeedLord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm 28 and my current girlfriend is a 40 year old shitlady. When I look at the dating sites for fun I can find maybe one girl in twenty that I think is attractive. Probably one in fifty if you account for MySpace angles, lighting, makeup etc. It's a nightmare. Girls our age aren't doing too good

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh dear god, I thought that would never end.

Have some much needed eye beach

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

GodDAMMIT. Forgot the bleach.

Thx JAL.

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[–] fat_is_gross 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Appropriate quote from the last lady. Translated from French:

"When lies take the escalator, the truth takes the stairs. It takes longer, but don't worry, it'll get there."

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